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    Who Is the Laziest?
    Mother:Mary, who is the laziest in your class?
    Mary:I dont't know, Mum.
    Mother:Please think it over.
    Who is sitting and gazing around the class when all ofyou are doing your exercises.
    Mary:I know,Mum.
    Mother:Who?
    Mary:Our teacher.
    谁最懒
    妈妈：玛丽，你们班上谁最懒？
    玛丽：我不知道，妈妈。
    妈妈：好好想一想。当所有同学都在做作业时，谁闲坐着东张西望而不学习？
    玛丽：妈妈，我知道了。
    妈妈：谁？
    玛丽：老师。
    The Policeman and the Thief
    Policeman:Have you stolen anything?
    Thief:Sometimes.
    Policeman:Where did you steal?
    Thief:Here and there.
    Policeman:Well,put you into prison first.
    Thief:When will I be free?
    Policeman:Sooner or later.
    警察与小偷
    警察：你偷过东西吗？
    小偷：有时。
    警察：在哪儿偷过？
    小偷：各处。
    警察：好吧，先关起来。
    小偷：什么时候放我出去？
    警察：迟早。