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向青华 Who Is the Laziest? Mother:Mary, who is the laziest in your class? Mary:I dont't know, Mum. Mother:Please think it over. Who is sitting and gazing around the class when all ofyou are doing your exercises. Mary:I know,Mum. Mother:Who? Mary:Our teacher. 谁最懒 妈妈:玛丽,你们班上谁最懒? 玛丽:我不知道,妈妈。 妈妈:好好想一想。当所有同学都在做作业时,谁闲坐着东张西望而不学习? 玛丽:妈妈,我知道了。 妈妈:谁? 玛丽:老师。 The Policeman and the Thief Policeman:Have you stolen anything? Thief:Sometimes. Policeman:Where did you steal? Thief:Here and there. Policeman:Well,put you into prison first. Thief:When will I be free? Policeman:Sooner or later. 警察与小偷 警察:你偷过东西吗? 小偷:有时。 警察:在哪儿偷过? 小偷:各处。 警察:好吧,先关起来。 小偷:什么时候放我出去? 警察:迟早。
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